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Are you tired of writing the same fic over and over? Have you always wanted to write a fic about a certain character, but haven't found the opportunity? Are you willing to write just about anything, but haven't?

In short, do you like a challenge?

If so, this will be the fest for you.

Basics:

-- All ratings will be allowed, from G to NC-17.
-- Thus, all participants should be 18 years of age or older.
-- Fics should be no less than 1,000 words.
-- Any pairings are allowed (het, slash, femmeslash, gen).
-- AU is allowed, crossover is not.

Click here to read the rules and sign-up.

hpchallengefest - a fest focused on challenging writers to go above and beyond their norm.
(Yes, this post should have gone up two days ago. *facepalm* Sorry!)

This is just a reminder that the artists and writers who participated in the Harry Potter Humour & Crack Fest are now free to repost their fanworks anywhere they want. Happy crossposting!

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Here be the masterlist and reveals for the Harry Potter Humour & Crack Fest 2011:

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Huge thanks to all our promoters, prompters, artists, writers and their betas, readers, commenters and reccers! :-D

A reminder for our writers and artists: according to this fest's rules, you must wait one week before you can repost your submissions anywhere else. This means that until March 30th, 2011, all fest entries must remain exclusive to this community. A new post will go up as soon as the exclusivity period is over.

All posts have been edited to include participant and beta names. If you find mistakes on any posts and/or on the masterlist above, please let us know.

Finally, although the fest is now over, you are encouraged to go back and leave comments on the entries you still haven't reviewed. Comments--and recs--are always welcome! ;-)

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Here is a list of fanworks posted during the third--and final--week of our Harry Potter Humour & Crack Fest:

- Never Mind the Saturday Night Fever: Fanart. Rated R. OMC/Bellatrix Black, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black.

- Harry Potter and the Magical Trip of Hallows: Fanfic. Rated NC-17. Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger.

- Sirius Strangelove or: How Harry Learned to Stop Questioning His Family Tree and Trust His Husband: Fanfic. Rated R. Sirius Black/Petunia Evans, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, mention of Remus Lupin/Petunia Evans.

- Required Reading: Fanfic. Rated R. Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy, Sybill Trelawney, Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape.

- Scary as a Dragon: Fanfic. Rated PG. Charlie Weasley, Dragon.

- Forgetting: Fanfic. Rated NC-17. Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart.

Reveals for the Harry Potter Humour & Crack Fest will go up on March 23rd, 2011. Make sure to use this catch up period to give our participants some love! ;-)

[HP Humour & Crack Fest] FIC: Forgetting

Title: Forgetting
Author: naturegirlrocks
Original Prompt: "Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants" -Jack Handey (by redheadsarehot)
Pairing: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart (sidepairing: Harry/Draco)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4000
Summary: "Did we ever sleep together?" Asked Lockhart.
Warnings: Angsty
Disclaimer: JKR's boys, my toys
Author's Notes: Damn you Angst! What are you doing in my fluffy crack?! That did not sound right, did it...?

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Title: Scary as a Dragon
Author: blueartemis07
Original Prompt: A dragon of the reserve falls in love with Charlie, following him everywhere. (by bendleshnitz1)
Characters and/or Pairings: Charlie Weasley, Dragon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1450
Summary: Charlie is assigned to help a new dragon on the reserve assimilate, and she ends up falling in love with him.
Warnings: Dragon voyeurism
Disclaimer: All of the characters belong to JK Rowling, except Gustav and Karolyi. I write for fun, not for profit.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, southernwitch69!

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Title: Required Reading
Author: annescriblerian
Original Prompt: Clever 3rd or 4th years discover Professor ___ secret porn or sex toy collection. (by venturous1)
Characters and/or Pairings: Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy, Sybill Trelawney, Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape. Pairings are implied and are a surprise.
Rating: R
Word Count: ~2,900
Summary: Ron Weasley knows a lot about some things—including porn.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me. I did, however, make up the names of the porn magazines.
Author's Notes: Special thanks to my beloved beta: diabolica.

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Title: Sirius Strangelove or: How Harry Learned to Stop Questioning His Family Tree and Trust His Husband
Author: tuesdaymidnight
Original Prompt: “'Har, did I ever tell you 'bout the time I took yer auntie ta bed?' Sirius said in slurred voice. The silence was deafening when all the Weasley heads turned to look at him.” At Harry's wedding, Sirius over-imbibes and all sorts of secrets come tumbling out. The Twins are taking notes. (by bonfoi)
Characters and/or Pairings:Sirius Black/Petunia Evans; Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy; mention of Remus Lupin/Petunia Evans
Rating: R
Word Count: ~4200
Summary: Just another case of DSSMPW, that is, Discovering Sirius's Secrets at the Malfoy/Potter Wedding. When Sirius starts in on the brandy at the reception, secrets of his sexual proclivities spill forth, and we finally get the answer to the age-old question: two feet or four?
Warnings: EWE. Completely and utterly AU and a bit OOC. Characters are alive who shouldn't be, and there may be [read: there is] mention of bestiality.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Just a quick thank you to my three lovely betas. Yes, I need three. The comma is my mortal enemy and my sense of humour is suspect.

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Title: Harry Potter and the Magical Trip of Hallows
Author: otterandterrier
Original Prompt: This picture (prompt by redheadsarehot)
Characters and/or Pairings: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,276
Summary: The hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes is not going as planned, and the trio's journey through the woods is far from ideal. But Harry has found a way to keep it cool.
Warnings: Underage use of drugs and heavy cursing.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and his world belong to JK Rowling, but I doubt she'd like to be associated with this.
Author's Notes: This is my second humour/ridiculous fanfic, and it was really fun to write. My prompt, once I had a formed idea, was easy to write and the result is... okay?

Many thanks to tmblue for her beta work: she was incredibly busy and still found time to help me out with her very valuable suggestions :D Any remaining mistakes are my entire fault.

Please enjoy and review if you have something worth to say. Comments of "quit comedy, you suck" could come in handy, so you're free to leave those as well (just kidding, don't be rude).

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Title: Never Mind the Saturday Night Fever
Artist: scarletscarlet
Original Prompt: "There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." -Denis Leary (by redheadsarehot)
Characters and/or Pairings: Some Guy/Bellatrix Black, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black
Rating: R
Description: Lucius experiences sartorial failure for the first time in his life, Narcissa finds him more appealing now that she knows he experiences embarrassment like other mortals, and Bellatrix? Bellatrix fucking loves whatever band this is.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters, and the musical styles referenced had their heyday before I was born :).
Artist's Notes: I'm not sure the sexual revolution and the marauder generation quite overlap enough, so how about a musical and cultural revolution instead?

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[HP Humour & Crack Fest] Week Two Round-Up

Here is a list of fanworks posted during the second week of our Harry Potter Humour & Crack Fest:

- Sweet Dreams: Fanart. Rated G. Severus Snape.

- Kitty Love: Fanfic. Rated PG-13. Ron/Hermione, Ron/McGonagall.

- Life Lessons: Fanfic. Rated PG. Severus, Harry, Draco.

- For Whom the Bell Tolls: Fanfic. Rated PG-13. Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter.

- They're Back: Fanfic. Rated R. Snape/Lupin.

We'll resume posting for the Harry Potter Humour & Crack Fest next Monday, March 14th. :-)

[HP Humour & Crack Fest] FIC: They're Back

Title: They're Back
Author: nimrod_9
Original Prompt: After Hogwarts is rebuilt, two dead men show up at its doors, a year and a day later. The Sorting Hat--holding the assorted knowledge and humor of the Founders--takes great pleasure in setting them tasks that they must complete to be considered alive once more. Riddles, quests for things that make no sense, even such as all the superstitions of throwing salt over one's shoulder (which will get into someone's eye) or turning one's clothes inside out for luck (which may earn one raised eyebrows when done someplace not one's quarters), etc. can be used to test Snape and Lupin. (by bonfoi)
Characters and/or Pairings: Snape/Lupin
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,946
Summary: What the prompt says.
Warnings: Naked people kissing and stuff.
Disclaimer: Ain't Jo…. Never have been, never will be.
Author's Notes: Thanks to the mods for their patience and my beta e.

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Title: For Whom the Bell Tolls
Author: pokeystar
Original Prompt: Sirius & James have an adventure in Muggle London. (by pokeystar)
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter - Gen
Rating: PG-13, Language
Word Count: 2,024
Summary: Sirius Black had a thing for bells that bordered on obsession.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: These are not the mongrel droids you are looking for.

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Title: Life Lessons
Author: alexcaster
Original Prompt: One night Snape has too much to drink. Hilarity ensues. (by flaminia_x)
Characters and/or Pairings: Severus, Harry, Draco
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~600
Summary: Severus wakes up one morning and finds himself in bed with someone.
Warnings: The author hasn't provided warnings.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta and I hope you enjoy!

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[HP Humour & Crack Fest] FIC: Kitty Love

Title: Puppy Kitty Love
Author: ratherbsailing
Original Prompt: Hermione slips a love potion into Ron's juice but somehow McGonagall drinks it first (or conversely, it just makes Ron react to McGonagall and not Hermione). (by flaminia_x)
Characters and/or Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Ron/McGonagall
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: 7449
Summary: When Hermione’s efforts to claim Ron’s heart go awry, she finds herself caught up in a real life catfight to win back the boy she loves.
Warnings: dub-con (misuse of a love potion- is there ever a proper use for a love potion?), some light (and unintentional) flirting with bestiality, some light cat/human fighting, kissing, mild cursing
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Author's Notes: A very special thank you to all of my Betas: [Bad username: scarletladyy], [Bad username: emilywaters76], [Bad username: hollywoodlawn] and [Bad username: ultrasonicbop]..

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